Serenity Prayer For Work

Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change,

The courage to change the things I cannot accept,

And the wisdom to hide the bodies of those people

I had to kill today because they ticked me off.

And also, help me to be careful of the toes I step on today

As they may be connected to the ass that I have to kiss tomorrow.

Help me to always give 100% at work... 12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on

Wednesday, 20% on Thursday, and 5% on Friday.

And help me to remember...

When I'm having a really bad day,

And it seems that people are trying to tick me off,

That it takes 42 muscles to frown

And only 4 to extend my middle finger and tell them to bite me.