A lady leaves Cleveland on Route 71 heading South toward Columbus, when she decided to stop at a rest stop. The first toilet stall was occupied, so she went into the second one. She was no sooner seated than she heard a voice from the next stall:

"Hi, how are you doing?"

Well, she wasn't the type to chat with strangers in highway rest stops, and she really didn't know quite what possessed her, but anyway, she answered, a little embarrassed: "Not bad."

The stranger said: "And, what are you up to?"

Talk about your dumb questions! She was really beginning to think this was too weird! So she said: "Well, just like you I am driving South?"

About then she heard the stranger, all upset, say: "Look, I'll call you right back, there's some idiot in the next stall answering all the questions I'm asking you. Bye!"