Everyone seems to wonder why the Muslim terrorists are so quick to commit suicide.

Let's see now:

No premarital sex.

No booze.

No bars.

No television.

No Internet.

No organized sports, stadiums, tailgate parties.

Actually, no tailgates.

No Hooters.

No meat from a pig.

Sand everywhere and not a dune buggy in sight.

Ever try to fish at an oasis?

Rags for clothes and hats.

Constant wailing from the guy next door because he is sick and no doctors.

No music.

No radio.

You can't shave.

You can't shower.

Bar-B-Q donkey cooked over burning camel crap.

The women have to wear baggy dresses and veils at all times.

Your bride is picked by someone else.

Oh, and then they tell you that when you die it all gets better!

Who wouldn't go for it?????